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I Am The Very Model of a Mouthy Modern Marketer

I'm the guy who enjoyed reading the textbook. I never got along with all of those "curiosity killed the cat" people.

All words matter, especially the ones we chose not to say. Ensure your vowels and consonants don't bite you in the you-know-what.

My work sometimes speaks to my intrinsic aesthetic and isn't afraid to be colored by my personality. Odd ideas: engage!

If you're actually going to commit time to creating something, it should be well-made and beautiful. Otherwise, what's the point?

Welcome to the land of CSS, clickthrough rates, meta tags, responsive design, SEO, tracking scripts, and dealing with Outlook.

Some of my 300ppi, CMYK designs. Mostly rectangular and printed on former trees. Orientation varies.

I weaseled out of writing an essay in ninth grade English class by turning in a video. Who knew it'd turn into this?

In all fairness, I like getting messages almost as much as I like eating chilaquiles.